Organic Hot Pockets?
Is there even such a thing? As of right now, no, but for those of you who want to seem healthy and environmentally conscious, yet still desire the taste of regurgitated dog food, then organic has to be the next step in the Hot Pocket franchise.
One good thing about the green-movement is that it’s making me second-guess what I put inside of my body (stay away from the naughty jokes). Is there is anything more questionable than the Hot Pocket? So much mystery goes into the process of making a Hot Pocket that someone could probably write a Da Vinci Code type novel to figure out the truth (what a movie that would be, yea, B). It’s so far from organic that I wouldn’t be surprised if it was made of meat-flavored rubber, and cheese made from the same process as “slime” on Nickelodeon game shows. It’d be a pretty HUGE statement if Hot Pocket came out with something organic. If Hot Pocket can go green, than there is no excuse for the rest of us.
I challenge you Hot Pockets: go organic and watch the world follow!
If you want to hear some kick-ass Hot Pocket jokes, check out the comedian Jim Gaffigan. HILARIOUS. Here's a video from Youtube.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs
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