As I venture on my quest for a greener life, I can’t help but think, "who’s green and who isn’t?"
Is Batman green? Half the time he soars through the city with the support of his own cape: very green. BUT, he also drives a car at beyond maximum speeds, burning so much fuel that it basically subtracts from his green soaring. Dang-it. At least he saves the planet in one way, by kicking the dastardly butts of villains, which is more than most of us have to offer.
Is Lil Wayne green? He does travel in a limo with a hoard of people, I guess that’s kind of car-pooling. All I have to say is, thank god people can download music now, because if they had to buy a physical copy of his rock album, there’d definitely be a lot of extra waste lying around.
I’m pretty sure Hitler wasn’t green. If Batman isn't green, Hitler definitely isnt' green. Anyone who wastes that much fuel and money and not to mention human souls, CAN’T be green.
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