(photo by me)Now bikes, those are green! Good for your health and fitness and no pollution-- pretty freakin' ideal if you live in a city. Just be careful of the idiots who don’t pay attention to the BIG huge red hand on the crosswalks. I guess I was wrong to think that it means STOP, because it obviously means, “Come, run this way right now and give me a high-five!”
But riding a bike does make it a bit harder to pick up hitch-hikers(bummer), because I know so many people are into that kind of thing, but it could still make for an interesting ride (there's still hope, all you creepies out there!).
I’m definitely guilty of taking the easy way to get somewhere. I can see 7-11 from my house, but instead of walking or riding my bike, somehow my brain says, “You know you wanna drive!” And what am I supposed to do? Ignore my brain and listen to my heart? No way, that sounds like the crappiest green soap opera ever.
Hmm are green soap operas the way of the future?
“Yolanda… I, I have something to confess.”
“Francisco, what is it mi amor? Tell me, tell me now!”
“I… I left the kitchen light on all night.” Francisco falls to his knees, “Please, Please forgive me!”
Yolanda slaps Francisco, “How could you!” She rubs her pregnant belly, “You know the pollution from the extra light rays will kill my unborn child!”
“Francisco, what is it mi amor? Tell me, tell me now!”
“I… I left the kitchen light on all night.” Francisco falls to his knees, “Please, Please forgive me!”
Yolanda slaps Francisco, “How could you!” She rubs her pregnant belly, “You know the pollution from the extra light rays will kill my unborn child!”
I can't wait.
Whatever, I vow to you, yes you, that next time I shall walk to 7-11. But for the mean time, check out these two cool dudes riding around the streets of London. I hope that bike wasn’t stolen, damn hooligans!
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