So, you may ask, "What is green and isn't green about this?"

I guess it just depends on if the product is natural... or made of silicon.

I wonder if instead of 'organ-donar,' I can put 'tit-donar' on my liscense, just so this place can stay in business. I mean, being green is all about helping small and local businesses.

Does a woman come attached to the sandwich? Instead of a Happy Meal toy, you actually get the rest of the woman. I guess that's saving on waste...

But more importantly, is the sandwich-bread organic?

(Photo by me)