Green Vodka

That's right, if you want to help the earth, but still have the desire to scream inappropriate slurs, puke on a pool table, and tickle a statue thinking it's a human, than you're in luck: Square One Organic Vodka. Thank god, I was pretty scared there for a second. What would I do without my gutso booster--impress people with my natural charm? PAH-lease.

But really, not a bad idea for a nice martini. Try out some organic vodka in one of these cocktail recipies.

So, you may ask, "What is green and isn't green about this?"

I guess it just depends on if the product is natural... or made of silicon.

I wonder if instead of 'organ-donar,' I can put 'tit-donar' on my liscense, just so this place can stay in business. I mean, being green is all about helping small and local businesses.

Does a woman come attached to the sandwich? Instead of a Happy Meal toy, you actually get the rest of the woman. I guess that's saving on waste...

But more importantly, is the sandwich-bread organic?

(Photo by me)

Green Imaginary Friends

Alright, I've been MIA for the past few days because I'm still trying to get used to blogging every day without neglecting my real job, or working on some creative writing, but I'll get there, don't you worry. And by you, I mean, my imaginary friends that were created just to read this blog. Imaginary friends made with the most natural and enviornmentally askewed dreams possible. No chemicals here, just pure imagination. Which is all the green movement needs to be successful.

(Photo by me)