The Car That Will Change Your Life

I know this looks like a car for Big Bird and his lover, but this yellow baby reduces carbon emissions by 90%, gets a ridiculous amount of MPG, and all from just plugging it in. It's called the eVaro. BTW, is every product that is eco-friendly going to have an "e" at the front of it? I hope one day we have the freedom to just know that everything is eco-friendly, instead of having to nail it into our heads with a baseball bat... or shall I say an "ebaseball bat." Anywhosers, it will be a trip to see everyone in a few years driving the eVaro around, looking like mutated bumble bees. Maybe if the orginal yellow Power Ranger hadn't been a sabertooth tiger, she could have been a bumble bee and this could have been her car. Oops, there go my Power Ranger fantasies again.

Diamond Encrusted Cat Flap

Yessss, so if you feed your cat filet mignon, it poops gold, and drinks tea with the queen, this is obviously the next step to take for your feline friend. But do remember folks, whether you dress the cat flap up with pink or blue diamonds: cats will always pee in a box... PEE IN A BOX.

Diamond Encrusted Toilet

Check out this diamond encrusted toilet! It's designed by Jemal Wright. Perfect if you're a pirate and prefer to pee on burried treasure instead of spend it. Yup, when we’ve eaten too many chocolate covered Doritos or sausage filled doughnuts, sitting on this baby will at least make it seem like something awesome is about to happen…